< ktsshh >

“ … Jake?”

< ktssssh >

“ … Jake.”

< ktssh >

“ … Please don’t tell me you’ve fallen asleep again …”

The fast moving train from Zurich to Florence wobbled to the left as it sped over a bridge arching across a glacial river; the nudge was enough to wake Jake from his slumber, where he peeled his eyes open and sat forwards, his face greeted by the shine from the blue sky on the other side of the window.

“Mnn …” he licked his lips and ran his tongue around the dry insides of his mouth, where he stroked the stubble of his jaw and stretched his fingertips towards the roof of the carriage, his exposed tanned torso flexing between the unbuttoned and open parting of his grease stained shirt.

“… I’m up,” Jake adjusted the tiny dot sized communication device wedged into the depths of his right ear, “I’m awake,” he reached into his jeans pocket and pulled out a small silver flask, uncapping the lid, where he sipped on the whiskey he had been dependant on for the best part of twelve months, "Are we there yet, Mom?” He groaned.

< ktshh >

“We’re not going to get there at all, handsome … ” Tobey’s voice glitched within Jake’s ear, “… We’re going to have to abort. Your drunk ass has been compromised …”

Jake narrowed his eyes as he focused blurred vision towards the only other passengers within the carriage; three well suited men, all individually sat in their own aisle seats, all now glaring at him in unison …

“Are you sure it’s …” Jake pressed his lips shut as he watched all three men reach into their jackets and reveal plain white oval masks, which they then began to place over their faces, “… O, okay, yup, it’s definitely them …”

Eight hundred and fifty one miles away from Jake’s train, in a tiny bedroom within a small cottage named only as Safe House 02, in the countryside of Yorkshire, United Kingdom, Tobey sat at a desk surrounded by laptops, computers, mobiles phones, paper work and wires.

He angled the speaker of his headset so that it rested perfectly below his chin, his right hand tapping away at the keyboard, his left hand forking some noodles from his tub of Chinese takeout, “You’ve got exactly two minutes till the fourth one finishes taking a leak in the next carriage’s restroom,” Tobey shoved the fork of noodles into his mouth and spoke into his headset with chow mein stuffed behind his cheeks, “Grab our guy, I’m organishing a mode of exit transhport,” he gulped down his dinner, “He’s in Storage Carriage F … Fuck, the door’s locked. Alright, give me a second and I can get an access code … Jake! I can’t hear you running!”

“I’m running!” Jake lied, his drunken state causing him to feel more breathless than he would have preferred, “You do what you gotta do and I’ll do what I gotta do! I’m not letting them get anywhere near him, not after all we’ve been through …” Jake swigged from his flask and shoved it back into his jeans pocket, his feet now picking up the pace as he began to bolt down the aisle of the carriage.

Behind Jake, The Three Masked Men followed, their frantic departure from their seats transforming into an urgent jog, their urgent jog soon evolving into a determined sprint.

Other passengers within their seats - families, tourists, business men and women - all gawped in shock as they took in the heavy footsteps of Jake and his masked chasers once they had galloped past.

Tobey sipped on his lemonade as he watched Jake, in the form of a tiny green flashing spot, travel through the digital map that made up the train, bought to life on the screen inches away from his face thanks to the satellite thousands of miles above him.

Behind that flashing green spot were three flashing red spots - The Three Masked Men - and in a carriage or so ahead was another flashing red spot, this one stable as The Fourth Masked Man took a whizz in the toilet’s basin …

“I need you to get to the end carriage, Jake,” Tobey’s eyes darted to another screen as he watched the access code he had just pulled from the trains data file land in his inbox, “Once there, type one, eight, six, two into the keypad, and you’re in—”

< kshhh >

“Mnn! Huff! Mnn!”

< kshh >

“ … Jake?”

Jake spun past an elderly Japanese tourist who decided to stand and snap pictures of the Switzerland landscape, just as Jake was about to run over him, “Mnn! Sorry, man! Huff, Excuse me, ladies!” He then had to barge through two French women standing in the aisle, who were not best pleased by Jake’s unapologetic force, “Jesus christ, hey! Get outta the way, get outta the way!” As he continued his bolt through to the next carriage, a member of the trains serving staff came into view; equipped with a trolly layered with hot kettles, tea cups and cakes, “Hey! Blondie, duck for me will you?” He yelled.

The blonde server turned around with a squeal, just as Jake was about to tumble into her; she squeezed her eyes shut and dropped to her knees, allowing Jake to throw himself over her and the trolly in a panther-like leap, where he landed in a successful forward roll.

As The Three Masked Men behind him staggered to a clumsy stop around the server, her trolly and now six or seven passengers taking pictures on their iPhone’s of Jake Gyllenhaal in a open shirt and jeans hurtling himself through the carriages, Jake was able to arrive at the end of the third carriage.

In this part of the train, Jake had two locked exit doors either side of him, doors leading to the next carriage opposite and a restroom door just a foot or so away from him - a restroom door unlatching, a restroom door now clicking open …

< kshh >

“Jake, three masked weirdos are about to become four, if you don’t—”

The Fourth Masked Man politely left the restroom, white plastic oval concealing his face, suit and tie neatly styled over his athletic body, his hands calmly zipping up the fly to his trousers as he tilted his head and directed his muffled question at Jake.

“… Wher—”

Jake rolled his eyes, “—Where’s Tom! Yup, as if I haven’t heard that enough already!”

Jake dodged The Fourth Masked Man’s punch, sending his own fists into the cult members stomach, using the few seconds such an unexpected lash out gave him to spin on his heels and throw himself at The Three Masked Men that had now caught up in their chase.

He grabbed the shoulders of one, shoving him into the second, his right booted foot kicking out at the third.

“Oof!” THWACK! “Agh!” SMASH! “Grraahh!” PUNCH!

Jake used the silver flask containing his beloved whiskey to create a defined crack in the mask of one of the henchmen, by slamming it into the centre of their face, “GRAGH!—”, his mostly contained-up-until-now fury finally released in the form of a pumped up rage, his fists and heels swiping in and out as he fought The Four Masked Men who tried their hardest to grab and grapple at him, in their attempt to pin him down for a much needed interrogation.

Jake, muscular and now soaked in perspiration, took a set of knuckles to the jaw as Masked Man No. 2 punched him in his lower left cheek; the impact was enough to spin Jake on the spot, but it did not cause him to fall - instead, Jake managed to kick Masked Man No. 2 into the wooden doors of the restroom, where he tumbled through broken panels and sharp splinters, his butt landing on the toilet with a bounce.

< ksshh >

“Jake! If you make it through the next carriage, you can uncouple!”

Jake growled as he endured a bear hug from Masked Man No. 1, whilst Masked Man No. 3 jabbed into his hip, then at his ribcage, then at his left pit, causing Jake to grunt, yelp and twist, as Masked Man No. 4 now readied rope and a ball gag …

“I’ve—”, JAB! “—AGH! Never—”, JAB! “—AH-HA! Done that—”, JAB! “—GAAAH! Before in my damn life!—”

Jake bent his knees and lifted his feet, kicking into the knees of Masked Man No. 3, whilst throwing his head back into Masked Man No. 1’s face, breaking his second mask, all in less than ten seconds.

Jake, now out of his bear hug and with a deep gash sending blood down the side of his face, slapped The Fourth Masked Man with the back of his hand, before speeding down the aisle and leaving his chasers to stumble over each other as pieces of Masked Man No. 1’s mask crumbled to the floor.

< ksssh >

“I’ve depressurised the connecting system,” Tobey’s tone sounded panicked within Jake’s ear, “It should be easy! Just pretend you’re John Wick or something!”

Jake arrived breathless and panting at the connecting carriage; he cranked open the doors and peered down to rail road and gravel passing him by below at one hundred and twenty five miles per hour.

“Shhhhhit!” The cold Switzerland breeze blew his thick head of hair as he reached across to the other set of doors opposite him, his body now stretching between the back and front of both carriages, “This is fucking crazy!” He winced, his hand successfully pulling down on the handle, the doors opening inwards to carriage F.

Jake turned over his shoulder - his chasers now bolting towards him at a speedy rate.

He took a breath, focused on the open gap between the edge of the carriage he stood at and the carriage he needed to jump to - with no hesitation, he threw his right leg across, his heel landing firmly on the edge of carriage F’s open doorway.

“All of this for some—” Jake grunted as he reached down to the steel pole connecting the carriages together, “—Mnn!—hairless, fucking, twink!—” he yanked the pole out, keeping it in his hand as a future weapon, the carriage he still had his left foot placed on now disconnecting from the carriage he had his right foot placed on …

Creeeeeeeeeaaaaaak!

Jake’s eyes widened when he realised the lace to his right foot had become tangled into the carriage E’s connector.

The Four Masked Men stumbled to a stop as they arrived at the carriages edge, the wind blowing through the carriage causing their suits and ties to flap in the violent breeze.

“Uhhh …” Jake felt his legs gradually split apart as the space between each carriage continued to increase, “… Little help?” He gave The Masked Men his best version of puppy dog eyes.

The Four Masked Men needed Jake for information, however, just how they would get him out of his predicament arrived as a confusing action to consider, as the eyes behind their masks took in a sight they had not prepared themselves to see; Jake Gyllenhaal, legs widening, the railroad swiftly nearing his crotch the further both carriages separated.

“Fine! I’ll do it myself!” Jake snarled, his hands holding onto the door handles at the edge of carriage F, his right leg pulling, tugging, yanking as hard as it possibly could until Jake’s now socked foot slid free from his boot, his entire body able to swing into carriage F, where he landed in a messy tumble onto nearby seating.

Jake slouched into leather as he watched The Four Masked Men gather at the edge of carriage E, their fists curled into frustrated balls, the carriage now slowing down as the train Jake sat on continued to speed onward.

Jake gave them the finger, before climbing into a stand, where he slammed the doors shut, turned around and limped towards the storage booth.

< kshh >

“You still alive?” Jake could feel Tobey smirking through the communication device.

Jake pressed his fingertips against his ear as he wiped some sweat away from his upper lip.

“I’m forty fucking three,” he arrived at the storage booths main door, “I’m too old for this shit! What’s the damn code, Maguire? One, nine, seven … No, wait … One—”

< kshh >

“—One, eight, six, two!” Tobey tutted, “When you get back, we’re taking you off the booze. Your memory doesn’t suck because you’re in your forties, it sucks because you’re a dru—”

Beeeeeep!

“—You comfortable, Maguire? In your seat, with your takeout? Wanna be in my shoes, uhh, well, shoe … ” Jake watched the access light blink from red to green, after he had tapped out the code, which allowed the storage booth doors to pop open, revealing a medium sized room containing all passenger luggage, “Uhh, okay, al, alright, body sized case … Body sized case …” Jake mumbled to himself, sniffing up some exhaustion, as his eyes trailed from backpack to holdall, where they finally arrived at a long black trunk, its lid held together by a padlock.

Jake patted his jean pockets.

“Fuck …” he lifted his eyebrows, “… Maguire I, I can’t find the key …”

< kshh >

“Jake. Jake, he’ll … He’ll die if you don’t get him out of—”

“—Chill, Maguire,” Jake grinned, picking the key out from behind his ear, “I’m messin’ with you,” he chuckled, “Wow, over eight hundred miles away and I can practically hear how hard you’re rolling your eyes …”

< kshh >

“No comment. Now hurry up! He’s almost out of air.”

Jake knelt down by the trunk and unlocked the padlock.

He grabbed the edges of the lid and with a grunt, he shifted it off.

Tom sat up from inside the trunk, an oxygen mask over his face, a deep gasp causing the plastic cup around his mouth to fill with condensation.

“—HEAAAVE!—”

His wide eyes shifted from left to right as he removed the oxygen mask and allowed the dizzy feeling in his head to pass.

“Hey, man,” Jake nudged Tom’s chest, “Sorry, that uh, took longer than expected.”

Before Tom could respond, he peered over Jake’s shoulder and provided him with a concerned crease across his face.

Jake turned around slowly, announcing what he saw through clenched teeth.

“ … The Major …”

< kssh >

“Jake! You’re too drunk to take The Major! I’ve got a copter just two miles away, get Tom to the roof!”

Jake stood in the storage room doorway, now standing toe to toe with The Major, as Tom scrambled out of the trunk, the communication device wedged into his own ear informing him of Tobey’s attempt at rescue.

The Major stood at over six feet tall; he wore a mask decorated in white diamonds, jewels and glittered studs, their positioning over the surface of the mask forming the shape of a skull.

He towered in a black military jacket, embroidered with fastened buttons, shoulder straps and a popped collar.

The Major was formally in charge of O.W.T, which officially stood for ‘Operation Where’s Tom’.

The leather boots and pants The Major wore squeaked tightly as he went to reach out to grab Tom, but Tom squeezed through the storage doors and ran towards the carriages exit.

Jake blocked off The Major and readied his fists into fighting position, one fist clenched tightly, the other holding the carriage’s steel connector like a baseball bat.

“You want him so bad? You go through me …”

As The Major swung at Jake, Tom kicked open the carriage doors, his face greeted with a blow of cold air and steam from the front of the train.

Unlike Jake, he did not hesitate when climbing out into the open air.

He grabbed at the rungs of a ladder attached to the outside of the carriage and began to climb to the carriages roof, his booted feet slipping just once before he reapplied his grip and continued his journey upward.

In his ear, he could hear Jake’s grunts and moans as his body was pummelled by The Major’s punches and kicks.

At one point, there was even strained laughter; Tom had noted Jake was missing a shoe, maybe The Major had taken Jake’s kick and snatched at that foot, where he would no doubt work his kinky interests to his own advantage, in a less violent form of attack.

< kshh >

“Tom! The copter is less than a minute away. Just stay on that roof and hold tight!” Tobey urged.

Once on the roof of the moving trains carriage, Tom found himself immediately dropping to his chest as an overhead signal swooshed past his face.

He squeezed his eyes shut and planted his palms over the carriages roof, the intense wind and one hundred and twenty five mile per hour speed causing his body to lift, roll and leap in its laid out position.

Tom carefully got back into a stand, his knees trembling, his fingers flexed out, just in time for him to witness The Major’s gloved hand claw onto the edge of the carriages roof …

The Major climbed into position and steadily paced towards Tom, blood on his knuckles, Jake nowhere to be seen …

< kssh >

“Jake! Come in, Jake! Your beeper has stopped moving!”

The Major’s long trench coat flapped in the wind as he held out his right hand.

“… Where is Tom …” The Major smiled behind his mask, “… The question everyone has been asking, for so, so long. Such an easy answer … Here. He is right here, right in front of me … Finally … ” The Major took a step forward as the train continued to speed over its track, passing trees, mountains and green hilltops surrounded by blue Switzerland sky, “… It’s over, boy. Stop running. Come with me. We don’t want to hurt you …” another step forwards, this one taken by accident as the train turned a little to the left, “… It’s just tickling, remember …”

The Major could see the panic in Tom’s eyes - he could sense the drop in atmosphere, the whistling noise caused by wind having to gather within such a narrow space - he turned just when he needed to, as the train entered a deep and dark tunnel …

Both The Major and Tom fell to their stomachs; they planted themselves face down over the carriage roof as the train hurtled through the tunnel, various signals and lights attached to the tunnels ceiling now speeding directly towards either The Major or Tom as they were both submerged into darkness.

“Graghh!” The Major growled as he crawled to the roofs edge as fast as he could, dodging a ceiling signal that almost knocked off his head.

Tom clambered to the side as a passing beam whizzed above his spine, the plastic shape almost catching onto the shirt covering his back.

The noise surrounding them was deafening, the flashing lights blinding, the force of the wind difficult to handle …

As the train gradually turned a corner within the tunnel, Tom found himself sliding off the roof and over the side of the carriage, where his fingers held onto the roofs edge with such strength that his fingernails burned white.

His feet kicked and slid across the windows of the carriage, the thud of his rubber soles against the glass causing a previously knocked out Jake to wake from his unconsciousness, where his eyes fell on Tom, who dangled outside of the carriages’ exterior.

“Fuck!—” Jake sprung to his feet.

The Major did not want to lose Tom; getting him back to The House alive and well, unharmed with not a scratch on his body, had been his mission statement for the past month …

He crawled over the roof, the tunnels ceiling just inches away from his head, where he reached out his hand to Tom, who continued to hang off the roof edge with a mixture of alarm and determination saturating his face.

Knowing full well he hung in a life or death scenario, Tom had no choice but to throw his right hand up to The Major; as soon as he did so, The Major flicked a set of handcuffs out from his sleeve and cheekily cuffed Tom’s right wrist to his own.

Click!

The Major pulled Tom back onto the roof as soon as the train popped out from the other side of the tunnel.

Whooooooooooooosh!

Darkness became light again as the Switzerland sun beamed back over Tom and The Major, who once again wobbled into a standing position, Tobey’s commissioned helicopter now hovering into view over the treetops, Tom’s right hand cuffed to The Major’s left.

Jake appeared at the top of the ladder, his nose bloody, his left eye bruised.

As he climbed onto the roof, the wind now blowing some of his shirt up over his abs, he pointed directly at The Major and raised his voice over the passing speed.

“Hey! Major Tickles …” Jake flapped his hand towards his chest, “… Give him to me. He trusts me … We can both escort him back. We could both take the one hundred and fifty million …” Jake stumbled forwards as the train hurtled right, “… Whoa! Wh, what do you say, huh? We can split the money, man …”

Tom eyed the helicopter as it began its decent over the train’s roof.

The Major used his free hand to wave at Jake.

“The chase is over!” He yelled, before taking Tom in a bear hug, where he then casually threw himself off the trains roof.

Jake screamed a startled, “—NO!—” from the top of his lungs as he fell to his knees.

He scrambled to the edge of the carriage roof, his pained glare stretching into a frustrated look of relief - The Major and Tom had not fallen into the track, instead, The Major had timed their departure perfectly by leaping off the carriage just as the train travelled across a bridge …

… Below the bridge, parked right on time and perfectly in position, was a black truck couriering an open back filled with hundreds of piled up feathered pillows.

On the side of the truck - The House of White Feather’s logo.

In the middle of the pile of feathered pillows lay The Major and Tom, who had now successfully been captured, with Jake unable to do anything but reach out aimlessly as the train sped away into the distance.

< kssh >

“… Jake? Jake! …”

< kshh >

“ … What happened?”

Jake pressed his index finger against his ear.

“Exactly what we wanted to,” he smiled.

S W E D E N

Some days later …

____________

Andrew yanked the hood away from Tom’s head.

“Ta-daaah!”

He stepped aside and presented his catch to Miller, John and Peter, who all sat in individual armchairs around a coffee table, a roaring cascade of flames bellowing in a gothical fireplace behind them.

Miller stood slowly, glass of champagne in hand.

“You did it …” he whispered, “… You fucking did it …”

Tom glared at his captors with fierce open eyes and a ball gag wedged in his mouth.

“Grapphh! Graaphh! Grrrrmph!”

His upper body had been contained in a straitjacket; he sat on a leather chair with padded extensions for his legs, the extensions had been spread wide apart, his thighs, knees and ankles strapped to each extension, the toes of his bare feet pointing forwards as he tried to plant his soles downwards for protection, however his heels hung off the extensions end, giving his feet no choice but to twist and writhe in their pinned position.

Besides the straitjacket and ball gag, Tom wore only the underwear he had been captured in; a tight pair of black briefs.

Behind Tom’s seat stood The Major, with his hands straight at his sides, his stance in full military pose.

“Well, I can’t take all the credit,” Andrew took Miller’s glass of champagne out of his hand, “I did the thinking, this guy did the chasing …” Andrew thumbed his hand at The Major, before sipping the fizz and winking at Miller, who lowered his head in frustration.

“I still think he should be taught a lesson,” Miller turned to face John, who wheezed through wires and plastic stuffed up his nostrils, his frail hands in his lap, his glazed over eyes taking in the sight of a ticklee he never thought he would see again, “He needs to pay, for losing Holland in the first place!”

Peter left his chair and adjusted the collar of his shirt, the warmth in the large, dimly lit living room combined with the heat of seeing Tom bound before him in such a way already becoming too intense to handle.

“Take him to Sub Zero …” Peter ordered, his index finger pressing gently against the Spider-Man symbol tattooed over the sole of Tom’s right foot, “… And spread his legs a little … Further …”

Tom’s right foot twisted away from Peter’s touch as The Major nodded, “—Grrrmph!—”, his right hand cracking down over a lever attached to the seat Tom sat bound to, the leg extensions shifting further apart with every crank.

Tom’s eyes watered as his thighs burned, his legs now stretched into a split.

“Andrew has been through a lot …” John spoke in a quiet mumble as he watched The Major wheel a squirming, ball gagged Tom out through the tall, oak, wooden living room doors, “ … We’ve already — wheeeeze —, privately discussed an arrangement …” John reached into his polo shirt pocket and picked out a blood stained tissue, dabbing the corners of his mouth with it, “ … Andrew remains as Tom’s only tickler. A reward, after the stress Holland has made Andrew endure — wheeeeeze —, all these months …”

Andrew danced on his toes and fist pumped the air, taking another swig from Miller’s glass of champagne as Miller dropped back down into his armchair with a huff.

“You’re basically thanking him for rectifying his own mistake—” Miller shook his head and tutted, “—This is so unfair …”

John smiled for the first time since he had laid eyes over Chalamet’s bound feet splayed out before him at Christmas.

“You’ll get your chance — wheeeeeze —, you always do.”

John flapped his trembling hand towards two nearby Masked Men, who did not hesitate to arrive at his side with a blanket, a bottle of vodka and his wheelchair, where they helped him move from one place to the next.

As they wheeled him towards the fire place, where he would spend the rest of the evening alone, drinking, dying and reminiscing about his time as a tickler decades and decades ago, John lifted long, grey, boney fingers and curled them around Andrew’s wrist.

Andrew dropped his head down to face John, his expression pitying yet considerate.

“Well done, my boy …” as John smiled, the wrinkles at either of his side of his head sharpened into aged lines, his yellow, jagged teeth presented themselves beneath cracked, dry lips, “… However … We were close to losing, to letting them win. We don’t lose. If anything like this happens again … You’re out …”

Andrew’s warm expression frosted over into a cold, blank stare as he felt John’s grip around his wrist tighten.

He nodded, turning away from John, who was slowly and carefully wheeled towards the fireplace at the other side of the living room.

Andrew paced around the same armchair John had just been seated in, where he eventually sat down, arrogantly and momentarily taking his place.

Miller folded his arms across his chest and narrowed his eyes at someone he resented with such passion - he could not keep his feelings to himself for a minute longer.

“Wipe that smug look off your face,” Miller spat, “You damn bastard.”

Andrew lifted his shoulders and closed his eyes as he finished Miller’s champagne.

“Come on, Mils, you knew I’d always get him back,” Andrew smeared away bubbles from his top lip with the back of his hand, “You’ve been patient. Waiting, all this time, for your go with him after we scared him off … And now you’ve been told, by the big man himself, that you’re not allowed. He’s all mine …” Andrew handed Miller back his now empty glass, “… You er, you get why you haven’t got your way this time, right?” Andrew adjusted his denim jacket and stood, making his way towards the double doors, “Why it hasn’t gone your way, like it always does?”

Miller eyed the glass in his hand before placing it down carefully over the coffee table, his silence suggesting he was not interested in Andrew’s question, the curiosity in his pursed lips hinting that he almost had to hear what the forty year old was about to say …

“Because you’re evil …” Andrew tucked his hands into his trouser pockets and looked down at Miller as if he were a penniless tramp in a litter filled, damp alley, “… And sometimes, just sometimes … Evil people don’t get what they want.”

Andrew walked out of the living room, where he made his way to Sub Zero, leaving Miller slumped in the armchair with nothing but bitterness and contempt boiling deep within the pit of his stomach.

I’m not a fan of seagulls.

Then again, who is?

Today … Oh, today …

Today I can take the seagulls.

Their chirping and squawking does my head in usually.

The ones in Brighton are absolute wankers.

But as I lay in my hammock, on the beach, with not a care in the world for at least another three months …

I’m gonna say it.

The seagulls can stay!

I know I’m relaxed if I’m waffling on this much about bloody seagulls, for christ’s sake.

Actually, I don’t think ‘relaxed’ is even the right word.

We’ve tried so hard to get off their radar.

Car chases …

Fake trails leading to nowhere …

Family members screwing me over …

These guys have helped me in ways I never thought I’d need help.

Then again, I can’t imagine they’d ever predict being in some of the situations they’ve been in …

My circumstance has been erm, unique, to say the least.

I never once thought I’d be sought after, stalked or chased simply for just being ‘really ticklish’ …

Then again, I realised at the very beginning of all this how important ‘really ticklish’ is to people like them.

It’s powerful.

It translates into something supreme and other worldly.

They want it, bad.

Like, really, really bad.

And to say I’ve finally given it to them, in some shape or form … Even if they haven’t yet noticed it’s not me … Even if it only means I get a bit of time off …

Then yeah, fuck it. I’m too chilled now to think of another word for ‘relaxed’.

Relaxed will do!

The seagulls will do.

This hammock will do.

This cold glass of sangria will do …

Ahhhhh …

My first drink in over a —

“—Oi!—” I yelp.

I sit up in the hammock and pull my sunglasses away from my face as I feel the tip of an index finger press against my big toe.

The sigh caused from the sight before me is so heavy it blows some of the sand away from my chest.

Tobey stands in a scruffy suit - he looks like he just got off a plane.

“I thought we agreed that if we see each other between last week and the next few months …” I squint at Tobey as the sun beams past his shoulder - I wish I could hide the disappointment in my voice, “… It’s only because there’s bad news …”

Tobey holds his hand out to me, in an reluctant attempt to pull me away from the relaxation I’ve so happily become briefly acquainted with.

“I’m sorry, Tom. We’ve got a problem,” he says.

_________________

Tobey flips open his laptop and spins it around so that the screen faces me.

I shuffle forwards and take in said problem.

We both sit at a restaurant table by the beach. I’m in speedos and sliders, my pizza is on its way.

“What am I looking at?” I rest my sunglasses over my head.

Tobey points to a chat box within the corner of the security software we’ve been using to keep everything my team has so far kept so well protected.

“An individual member of The House hacked our system yesterday. Don’t worry, I stopped them from getting to how we did what we did. But they do know we did what we did … ” he taps his index finger over a username, “… They go by the name of ‘Eyes’ …”

I bury my face in my hands and breath in sea salt still present over my palms.

“What do they want?” I groan.

Tobey expands the chat box, revealing the conversation he has had with ‘Eyes’ over the past twenty four hours.

“Take a wild guess … ” Tobey chuckles, “ … They want you …”

I slide my hands over my lips and blink away my frustration.

I look at the chat history, as a waitress dressed in a white sarong delivers my pizza to our table.

Tobey smiles and thanks her for me, as I read through the chat.

EYES: I know the truth.

EYES: Give me what I want, and I leave you alone.

EYES: Don’t give me what I want, and I tell The House everything.

Tobey peels a slice away from my pizza, before I even have the chance to take a bite of my lunch myself.

In all honesty, after seeing what I’ve just seen, I’m no longer that hungry.

“We’re meeting with them,” I declare, so suddenly that Tobey almost spits out pepperoni, “Secure the location, keep it contained, I’ll make sure we have a case of cash just in case they don’t chomp,” I watch Tobey chew on crust as he takes in my developed confidence at the same time he takes in the taste of grease and cheese, “And make sure Jake is sober.”

I sit back and tuck my hands behind my head, my face staring up at the Barbados flag flapping in the warm breeze.

I think we’re done.

I’m stupid. I should know by now it’s never that easy.

“Hold up, cowboy. Whoever this person is, they’re refusing to go toe to toe, uh, no pun intended,” Tobey wipes his fingertips over his trousers, “And before you ask me to push back, I already have … They just keep saying if we don’t play this their way, they’ll go to the top dogs of The House and spill the beans.”

“Balls,” I mutter to myself, after being so convinced that we'd reach a point where all of us could just …

“—Relax,” Tobey nudges my plate of pizza towards me, “The good thing is, they’re specific. Unique in what they want. It works to our advantage. This might be an easy win.”

I pick up a slice of my pizza and allow the front to droop over - it looks a little sad, a little reflective of my mood after I got too ahead of myself and thought, just for a second, this might be over, even if just for a little while.

“So, I’m guessin’ …” I take a large bite out of my lunch, finishing my mouthful before I speak, “ … They want us to record something, if they’re refusing to see each other in person …”

“Bingo,” Tobey waves his hand politely at the waitress he tipped five hundred dollars to, to make sure she mentions she never saw us here, where he gestures for a refill of his lemonade, “It’s two hours, one file, sent by the end of the week. Hey, you wanna know why I’m your best friend?”

I lay my pizza down in interest, my mood lifting.

“You’ve got them on our side …” I gasp as I speak.

Tobey grins and raises his hand for a high five.

I practically grab it out of the air, pulling him across the table, taking him into hug that’s so hard I practically squeeze the air out of him.

“Mate! You’re a legend! How did you do it?”

We both sit down, a little breathless from all the excitement.

“Your socks,” Tobey declares.

I go to take another bite out of my slice of pizza, but Tobey’s words force me to drop my lunch flat on the plate.

“My socks …?”

Tobey nods as the waitress returns, this time with a new lemonade.

We smile politely. I adjust my sunglasses. Tobey slurps his drink. We wait for her to walk away.

“… My socks? …” I growl.

“Yes! Once a week. Package them up and send them to the address he provided. That’s all you gotta do. After the first sock shipment,” Tobey lowers his head and hides a giggle at his own use of words, I’m glad at least he’s finding it funny, “He becomes our ‘eyes’ and ears on the ground. Reports on any developments their side. Gives us the heads up, if … When … They find out that we du—”

—I press my index finger over my lips, silencing Tobey.

We can’t say that part out loud, not just yet, even if it is in a whisper.

I brush away a tingle over my left nipple.

“And we’ve got this written in a contract?” I ask.

Tobey nods.

“And my legal team are aware?” I ask.

Tobey nods.

I smile.

“We keep saying he …” I stare into the ocean as the warm breeze causes me to squint, “… It could be anyone. A she, even …”

Tobey clicks his fingers at me, “ … Or a they …”

I hold my hands up in apology, “… Yes, yes, of course. Or a they …”, I push my pizza aside, my appetite isn’t what it used to be, my slender frame could tell you that, “ …So, where we filming this content? And what exactly do they want?”

Tobey sips his lemonade hesitantly.

“You’ll need to swap the speedos for something warmer, Holland. We’re going to …”

Tobey sat down on the edge of the bed, holding a tape recorder in one hand and a written note in the other.

“They left a message …”

Tom and Jake stood before Tobey as a silence filled the cabin.

“Well, Maguire? What does it say?” Jake growled.

Tom folded his arms across his chest as Tobey cleared his throat.

“… Play the tape …” Tobey read the note out loud, “ …Tom is not allowed to hear …”

Tom held both hands up, “Fine, fine,” he then shoved both index fingers into his ears, “I’ll uh, go stare at a wall …”

As Tom left the living room and closed the door behind him, Tobey and Jake sat on the couch and pressed play on the tape recorder.

-click-

The voice that came out of the recorder was deep, grainy, altered, robotic …

‘Eyes’ explained what they wanted filmed, the bondage equipment, methods and tools to use …

Tobey jotted down notes and Jake narrowed his eyes in focus.

… You must be wondering why I don’t just do this in person …

The recording explained,

… Tom Holland. The Tom Holland. And I’m getting you two jerks to do it for me!

The reason is simply … I like to watch.

I like to pause.

I want to stare at his face, that hysterical expression, I want to watch it on repeat.

I want to rewind it. Fast forward it. I want to see it, again and again and again. His body, squirming over my own bed in my own home.

The reason people like me join The House is because we’re sometimes too afraid to act the things we see, in person.

One day I hope to not be afraid.

Thank you for doing this, for me. It is a video I will worship, a video I will cherish, one I will watch on repeat, for the rest of my life.

Once you have uploaded the file, I will officialise my role as your man on the ground.

You will know all developments.

You will always be informed.

You will always be protected.

You will always be safe.

Good luck, gentlemen.

This tape will now self destruct in five seconds.

Jake laughed into his fist.

“He’s joking, right?”

Tom opened the living room door and removed his fingers from his ears.

“They never joke.”

Tobey began to throw the recorder from palm to palm in panic.

“Fuck, it’s, it’s heating up!”

Jake snatched it away from Tobey.

“Give it to me, Maguire!”

Tom stepped aside calmly as Jake booted open the front door to the cabin.

CRANK!

A cold blow of frosty air wafted into the small wooden home.

As if it were a baseball, Jake threw the recorder out into the surrounding expanse of frosty forest.

Tom, Tobey and Jake stood in silence by the entrance of the cabin as the recorder landed in the snow.

There was a bright flash, a tiny spark and then a gentle sizzle as thick smoke rolled from a tape recorder now on fire …

The flames died out as quickly as they started.

“This ‘Eyes’ person, they could’ve scored one hundred and fifty million, for handing me in,” Tom’s hands tuck into his pockets, “What, are they super rich, super stupid, or both?”

Tobey shrugs, “Their words were ‘I’d rather watch instead of spend’ …”

Tom turned around and closed the cabin door with his back.

He faced his ticklers.

“You’re going to enjoy this, aren’t you?” He grinned.

Tobey looked at Jake.

Jake looked at Tobey.

Together, they smiled in unison, before grabbing Tom in a playful wrestle where they took him kicking, giggling and shouting towards the cabin’s bedroom …

Tom stepped out of his jeans and kicked them over to his discarded pile of clothes.

“Here we go again,” he chuckled.

He peered up at the bedrooms ceiling and took in the sight of a metal hook nailed into its centre.

Tied to the hook and dangling above the middle of the bed was a length of rope and velcro cuffs.

Attached to the foot of the bed - a set of black leather stocks … The setting for a session in which the details were a mystery, only to him.

The length and duration? Unknown.

The body parts to focus on? Uncertain.

The tools his team mates would use? It could be anything …

Tobey and Jake stood opposite Tom as they waited for him to climb onto the mattress.

“Why so hesitant, kid?” Jake picked up the suitcase of tools Eyes had provided, “You don’t have much choice …”

Tom stood in just a pair of cotton boxer shorts and white Nike socks; as he eyed the bondage around him, the suitcase Jake laid out over the bedsheets, the gentle snow floating down peacefully on the other side of the window, he thought back to the last time he stood in a room with two men who had planned to tickle him …

That day, so long ago, was a day neither he, Andrew or Miller had expected to be the last time The House of White Feathers would get their hands on him.

He remembered making the decision, he remembered knowing that when he climbed into the taxi he would never see Andrew or Miller again. He remembered deciding that he would do whatever it takes to no longer be tickled to that level of intensity.

He remembered how nervous he used to be.

As he stood with both socked feet firmly planted over the loaned bedroom floor, he realised how confident he felt right now, how changed he was as a person - and that led him to make his next decision.

“Warm me up,” he reached his hands over the back of his head, unintentionally revealing the deep caverns of his underarms, where his fingers stretched towards the middle of his spine, his torso muscles flexing as he moved, “Mnn, I haven’t been tickled in, what, a year?” He turned towards Tobey, “Go at my feet, freestyle for a bit, I need to break a sweat ...”

Tobey and Jake cocked an eyebrow in unison as Tom leapt onto the bed and laid down on his front, where he shuffled across the mattress so that his feet hung off the beds corner.

“Wait, isn’t this like, your worst nightmare?” Tobey grabbed a nearby pillow and stuffed it under the tops of Tom’s feet, so that his socked soles rested over the pillows surface, “You seem pretty willing to endure hell …”

Jake attached his iPhone to the provided camera stand and angled it so that the screen faced the bottoms of Tom’s feet.

“Just do it for a bit,” Tom folded his arms under his chin, “We’ll include this as an extra, it’ll work as a surprise … You know, get Eyes to trust us even more …”

Tobey climbed onto the bed and straddled Tom’s calves, shuffling closer towards Tom’s heels, where he tightened his thighs around Tom’s legs, ensuring Tom’s feet lay over the pillow, tops down, soles facing up, snug neatly side by side.

“Sounds like a win/win,” Tobey shrugged.

Tom shook his head, “Nah, mate. You’ll have to tie my feet together,” he peered over his shoulder, his mouth widening into a grin, “Or I’m bootin’ you in the face.”

Tobey raised his hands, “Hey! It’s my first time as a tickler,” he nodded at Jake, who had already started to pull excess rope from the suitcase, “So uh, am I just using my fingers?”

Tom rested his chin back over his arm fold as he closed his eyes, “Yeah, just your fingers. I want the cobwebs blown off a bit, that’s all.”

Jake handed Tobey the rope from the open bag of tools and then tapped his index finger over the record button.

As his iPhone started to record Tom’s socked soles, straddled by Tobey’s thighs, Jake then knelt by the corner of the bed and helped Tobey restrain Tom’s ankles to the bed’s lower footing.

“God, this is exhausting already …” Jake huffed, his hands doing their best at tugging the rope into a secure knot, “… It better be worth it.”

Tobey found himself feeling rather excited as Jake finished binding Tom’s ankles to the corner of the bed, “Oh, it’ll be worth it alright,” his smile had become playful, a twinkle in his eye had arrived and, before he knew it, he was reaching down to Tom’s feet and, for the first time in a year, started to action a toying tickle to Tom’s soles, starting with the side of Tom’s right foot.

Tom quickly used his left foot to block his right sole, as soon as the very tip of Tobey’s fingers arrived over the soft cotton of his sock.

“Wait!” Tom yelped.

Jake cracked open a beer and took a seat on a nearby armchair as Tobey froze, his fingers shaped into claws over the bottoms of Tom’s feet.

“If I say ‘stop’, ignore me …” Tom advised, “… Only stop when I click my fingers.”

Tobey nodded in understanding as he watched Tom return both of his feet to the side by side position, “… Okay, Peter Parker … Cobwebs are coming off …”

Tom clenched his teeth, scrunched up all ten of his toes and rested his chin back over his arm fold once again, “Oh blimey …”, as he felt Tobey’s fingertips just about press against both of his heels.

Tobey was almost thrown off of the bed, thanks to the strength of Tom’s jolt; his feet tried to kick upward, but the rope kept them against the pillow.

“Woohoooo! Hahaha!—” Tom cheered.

“Yikes!” Tobey used his left hand to hold Tom’s feet still, whilst his right hand extended his index finger into a strong point, its tip dragging ever so gently, up and down the sole of Tom’s right foot, “It’s just one finger, Tom!”

Tom kicked his legs and snatched a nearby pillow from the top of the bed, “One finger’s enough!” He grunted, burying his face into the pillow as he tried to plant both of his soles together, “Ahh, ooh no! I forgot how bloody awful this is!” He giggled.

Jake laughed into the back of his hand as he hooked his leg over his knee and observed the situation taking place before him as if it were genuine entertainment.

“I’m finding it difficult simply watching, Tom …” Jake took a swig of his beer.

Tobey now used all ten of his fingers to faintly scribble across Tom’s socked soles, causing the twenty seven year old’s giggles to become hearty laughter, his size elevens always moving, shifting and curling beneath Tobey’s toying touch.

“Grah! Ahah! Ahah! No! You bloody well stay there!” Tom hurtled his torso from side to side, the bed creaking beneath his weight, “You bl, bloody stay there, Jake!—” He panted, his mouth stretching open as he felt Tobey begin to remove his left sock, his tone dropping from playful and high pitched to stern and disturbed, “—No— er, Tobe, keep my socks on…”

Jake sat back and narrowed his eyes in focus; he took in how quickly Tom’s toes scrunched up, how the shapes of his soles tried their best to stop the socks removal, how grainy his frustration sounded, “—Oi, no! Keep my socks on!—”, eventually, the socks left the tips of Tom’s toes and were discarded onto the floor, revealing soles astonishingly smooth and creamy white, leaving Tom’s now bare feet only able to twist and flap in apprehensive concern, the more they were purposefully left untouched by a grinning Tobey.

“I didn’t wanna get my feet out!” Tom glanced over his shoulder, his watering eyes landing on Tobey’s back, “I’m sorry if they smell,” he blinked, “Wait, no! I’m not sorry at all! I never said you could take off my bloody socks in the first place!—”

—Tobey aimed both of his index fingers towards the middle of Tom’s moist, silky soft soles, “—They actually smell pretty good? Nowhere near as bad as Jakes …” he quipped.

Jake glared at Tobey, “You know, I can see why people get off on this shit,” he declared, as he watched Tom’s perfectly shaped toes flex and scrunch whilst Tobey drew light but agonising circles around each of his high, well defined arches, “Especially when it’s someone as ticklish as you, Tom …”

Jake had always made the effort to put himself in The House’s mindset - as he saw Tom’s toes stretch like fingers, as he heard the high pitched volume of his yelp as soon as Tobey simply fluttered his fingernails back up towards his heels, he realised how important it was to understand the value of what was so sought after, so wanted, so utterly needed by the cult that had chased those very feet squashed over that very pillow for twelve tormenting months …

Tom pressed his lips together as he forced himself to not say the word ‘stop’; instead, he face planted the pillow and hugged it tightly, chortling out his laughter into the very depths of the cushioned chunk, his throaty whines and breathless giggles now muffled as he leapt his body up from the mattress in a fierce bounce from the knees up, all because Tobey had decided to start pinching at tips of both of his big toes …

“They were right! You really are the most ticklish person on earth!” Tobey chuckled as he reminisced, “Are all of your toes super ticklish? Or is there like, one specific toe that stands out above the r—”

“—Grah! Aha! Ahahaha! Let’s not bloody find out, alright!—” Tom threw his head away from the pillow, just to shout out that concern.

Jake stood and made his way to the top corner of the bed, where he yanked the pillow out from under Tom’s face.

“Don’t hide the hysteria, Tom, it’s the money maker …”

Tom, now pillow-less, could only growl at Jake and give into the laughter as he allowed Tobey to ‘break his sweat’, his ticklers fingers now simply smoothing the sides of Tom’s soles, his fingertips barely touching them, transforming Tom from a once willing ticklee into a flustered and puffing shambles within less than a minute and a half.

“Alright, alright!” Tom waved his hands, calling it quits, “—Stop, that’s enough! Stop it, Tobe, stop!—”

Tobey did as he had been told and ignored Tom’s pleas, until he heard the sound of Tom clicking his fingers from behind him.

Click! Click! Click! Click!

Tobey had to force his hands away from Tom’s feet, as Tom sank his weight into the bed and heaved out a sigh of relief.

Jake’s index finger tapped the record button, ending the filming of the ‘extra video’ that would be sent off with the main one later this evening.

“Bloody hell, lads!”

“You lasted one minute, Tommy,” Jake pulled off his t-shirt as the cabin’s bedroom began to heat up, “How the hell are you gonna cope with the duration Eyes requested?”

As Tobey shuffled up and away from Tom’s feet, Tom rolled around so that he lay on his back.

He caught his breath and ran his hands through his hair.

“There’s only one way to find out,” he said.

Jake closed the stocks over Tom’s ankles, locking the latch at the side.

Tom gulped.

Tobey lifted Tom’s hands high above him and looped his wrists through the velcro cuffs attached to the rope tied to the ceilings hook.

“Tug for me,” Tobey requested.

Tom pulled his arms down as hard as he could, his elbows barely bending.

“You’re screwed,” Jake grinned.

Tom’s smooth torso had been stretched upward; his wide armpits were entirely on show, their depths fully exposed, his slim waist, fleshy sides and broad chest completely on display as he sat on the middle of the bed, his always curling and pointing feet locked into stocks at the bottom of the mattress.

His innocently cautious eyes shifted from Tobey to Jake as he bit his upper lip, containing a smile created by an extreme level of overwhelming concern mixed with dire excitement.

“Any final words?” Tobey hit the record button as the iPhone remained secured to the camera stand.

Tom chuckled into his chest, his nose catching a whiff of body odour from his armpits, thanks to how closely wedged they were to either side of his face, “I’d say go easy, boys, but that er, isn’t part of the brief, apparently …” he muttered, “ … So, break me, go on! You lucky sods! What people would give to be in your shoes, aye … ”

Jake and Tobey chuckled to each other as Tom’s exceptionally British words landed as a stone cold reality check; there were unique individuals out there physically hunting Tom down for his ticklishness, for a chance to have him just like this, to see him just like this, and here Jake and Tobey were, right now, stood mere inches away from the one thing those unique individuals had spent so much time and energy trying to locate.

“Keep an eye on the camera,” Jake nodded at Tobey, “This is too important to lose …”

Tobey knelt by the camera stand and made sure the angle and view were perfect, as Jake crouched at the foot of the bed, shirtless and wearing only jeans.

Jake eyed the bottoms of Tom’s feet and displayed all of his straight white teeth in the form of a grin fuelled by two cans of beer.

“ … Make him sweat … “ Jake hovered his index finger over Tom’s left arch, “… Make him beg …” he reminded himself of the requirements delivered in the tape recording as Tom twisted his feet inwards so that both of his big toes touched, “ … Make him …” Jake frowned and looked over at Tobey for support.

“ … Make him laugh so hard he can’t breathe …” Tobey helped Jake out from behind the camera, “… Those were Eyes’ three main objectives.”

“That’s it …” Jake looked at Tom, who smiled so hard at Jake that the skin at each side of his eyes had started to crease, “ … Where should I start, to make sure Eyes gets what he wants?”

Tom shot his worried gaze down to his pulled up torso, his hands so tightly tied to the rope high above that his butt almost didn’t rest over the surface of the bed, “Seriously, mate, anywhere does the trick,” Tom admitted, “I hate being touched, stroked, the lot! You could try anywhere and I’d—oi, wait—

Tom’s eyes widened as Jake got to his feet, hopped on the bed and made his way behind him, “… Er, hang on—” Tom’s face had already started to strain as he felt Jake’s chest press against his shoulders, his hands arriving around his pecs, his fingers nearing the tips of his armpit hair, “—Cuddles!—” Tom shrieked at the mere possibility of having his armpits tickled, his eyes unblinking, his grin wide and large, “Give me a nice cuddle instead? Yeah?” He giggled as Jake took him in a bear hug, “Yeah! That’s it, a, a nice, nice cuddle!—”

As Tom giggled, Jake giggled too - over the past year, Tom’s team had of course used his extreme level of ticklishness to their advantage, to the point where it had become a joke; get something off Tom, pinch his hip, get Tom to do something, jab at his waist … But now, much to Jake and Tobey’s excitement, they both got to act out the intense kind of tickle torment Tom’s previous captors could now only dream about; the kind where Tom could only let the tickling happen, due to how tightly he had been bound …

Tobey picked out his iPhone and opened up a video that had been sent to their WhatsApp team chat almost ten months ago; a video that showcased the simple importance of why Tom’s ticklish body was so lusted after - he hit play and aimed the screen at Jake, “Remember the day of the demonstration? Remember this video? She hardly touches him and he almost flies off his seat! Don’t over think it, man. Just do it …”

Jake lightly combed through just the ends of Tom’s armpit hair, causing him to thrash to the right and suck in a huge chunk of air, the sound of his own defensive panic coming from Tobey’s phone as the YouTube video that started this obsessive craze against him played out within the confines of the cabin bedroom, “… ‘OI, NO!’ …” Tom cringed at two things at once; his alarmed shout as his girlfriend tried to press at his sides, as well as the feeling of Jake’s fingertips barely making impact with his underarms, “… ‘I don’t like being tickled’ …” the video continued to play, “… '‘let’s hold hands, shall we?’ …” Tom huffed as the audio ended and Tobey pocketed his iPhone.

“That bloody video!” Tom thrashed to the left in a speedy twist as Jake playfully took his right hand unexpectedly towards Tom’s ribcage, simply brushing his fingertips across the surface of his skin, “OI, NO!” He expelled his cry in the form of a demand, his yell just as deep and sudden as it had been in the interview Tom wished had never been recorded, “Stop, stop!” Tom giggled, his body once again thrashing to the right, as Jake toyingly nudged at his hip, “—Mnn! Mnn! Is, is there a safe word?—” Tom had repressed how quickly he could feel violated, by being tickled; he always underestimated the force of laughter that could be pulled from within him, all thanks to random touch. His year long escape from tickle torment returned at fast speed, not in the form of Clowns or Masked Men, but in the form of Jake’s pinching fingers, fingers that were now unapologetically tickling at each of his hips.

“Stop!” The snowy light from outside lit Tom’s muscular torso in a white glow as it wriggled under Jake’s touch, “Grah! Ahaha! Ahaha! Mnn! Stop!—”, he jolted around in a playful bounce, his bare feet twisting in the stocks as his knees bent up, his hips enduring claw-like grabs from Jake’s toying grasp; the more he grabbed and manhandled around his waist, “Jake! JAKE—”, Tom’s head flinched to the right in a violent snap as he yelped in a higher pitch than he would have preferred, when Jake’s left hand jumped away from his right hip and instead decided to brush across the outside of his ear, “—Ah! My ears!—” Tom giggled, spinning so hard that he almost knocked Jake off the bed …

Jake paused, his hands returning to Tom’s underarms in a teasing hover, as Tom sat his butt back down over the mattress and glared into his lap, chortling and shaking his head as he breathed in and out through flared nostrils.

“Hips are a hot spot, sides are a hot spot … Even his ears are a hot spot …” Jake noted, his eyes darting to the camera, as if addressing an audience, “ … And he’s already breathless! … I think I’m good at this …”

Jake felt Tom push his back into his chest as Jake took his fingers down to Tom’s abs and actioned an ever so gentle flutter across his navel.

“OI, NO!—” Tom yelled with such force it practically startled Tobey, who continued to sit behind the camera as he watched Tom splutter out an abundance of giggles, “OI, NO!—” He yelped again, throwing his head over his chest as he watched Jake’s hands tickle lightly up and around his sides, causing his torso to spin and writhe against Jake’s chest, “—Nnn, no, aha, Jake!—” Tom took a quick breath as an avalanche of laughter tumbled out of his mouth, his eyes squeezing tightly shut as Jake’s wiggling fingers danced their way over his now erect nipples and towards his bulging pecs, where he clearly intended to tease Tom towards the gruelling fact that soon, and very soon, he would arrive at his open and exposed underarms, “Grah! Ahaha! Ahaha! No! Mate, not my armpits, ahaha, please!—” Tom tried to press his elbows together, tugging down on his restraints, but no matter how hard he persisted he could not conceal his armpits, and within a few seconds, Jake’s touch arrived through the curls of his armpit hair where he then started to tickle Tom in a way Tom had never been tickled before …

For just half a second, Tom tried to hold everything in; his face boiled pink as he climbed his way up his restraints and contained all expel of laughter at the back of a throat now dry, but only half a second was all he could handle, before he erupted into a manic display of energetic, vibrant thrashing and breathless bellows, where his body from the waist up did all it could to protect itself from Jake’s ten fingers as they tickled the warm depths of his armpits with dedicated strength, exploring him in a way that not only caused Tom to explode into a babbled heap of hysterics, but it forced it out from the very core of his stomach, where only the hardest of laughter could be retrieved.

“—NO! AHAHAHAHAHA—HAHAHAHAHA OI STOP! NOAHAHAHAHAHA—AHAHAHAHAHA, OI DON’T!—” Tom’s no’s and oi’s were part of his vocabulary when being tickled, “—NOAHAHAHAHAHAHA—GRRAAHAHAHAHAHA OI STOP! NOAHAHAHAHAH, AHAHAHAHA, STOP!—”, they were always present within his cries for help and they were always followed by a squeezed in request to stop, “—AGHAHAHAHAHA STOAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!—NOAHAHAHAHAHA, GRAHAHAHAHAHA, OI AHAHAHAHAH STOP!—”, as if shouting such a bellow of fury would make Jake consider his friends circumstance and take pity - but unfortunately for Tom, Jake was not that kinda guy …

… And much to Tom’s surprise, neither was Tobey.

Tobey felt immediately astonished by the volume and force of Tom’s non stop laughter, how even though his torment had only just started, the words no, don’t and stop had already been propelled from his throat amongst the relentless, growl-like cackling … All of the passionate noises, sounds of distress and jaw dropping sights so far were enough for Tobey to ready himself to stand.

“This is incredible,” Tom acknowledged how much of a dancer-like point Tom had created with his feet, “I can’t just sit here,” Tobey declared.

Leaving the camera to record, Tobey leapt from his seat and made his way towards Tom’s flapping feet as Tom canon blasted himself forwards in eye-widening alarm.

“NOAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHN’T AHAHAHAHAHA, STOAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP, STOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHP!—” Tom shrieked, his ticklishness now exploited by not one grown man, but two, “—NOAHAHAHAHAH! NOAHAHAHAHA! NOAHAHAHAHA! NOOOOAHAHAHAHA!-—”

Tobey reached into the suitcase of tools and yanked out a hairbrush, whilst Tom glared at him in utter disbelief, his armpits still relentlessly tickled by Jake, who was now groaning and grunting into Tom’s neck, causing Tom to continue to shout, hiss and twist away from the tickler wedged up behind and around him.

“NOAHAHAHAHAHAH! NOAHAHAHAHAHA! GRAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!—” Tom screamed, his cheeks now burning red, his glazed over eyes watching Tobey curl his hand around the handle of the hairbrush, his mind wanting him to verbalise his concern with words such as ‘not the brush!’, ‘anything but the brush!’, but Jake’s wiggling fingers so deep into his armpits rendered Tom utterly speechless, leaving him only able to shriek out uncontrollable laughter, “—AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GRAHAHAHAHAH! GRAHAHAHAHAH! NOAHAHAHAAHA! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOAAHAHAHAAHAHP!—”, gone were the strokes, the jabs and the pokes; Jake now tickled Tom’s armpits hard, transforming Tom’s physical appearance - within seconds he had gone from presenting wide smiles and playful banter to this current showcase; a wild, thrashing torso propelling his always squirming structure forwards and backwards, whilst hurtling uncontrollable laughter out form the depths of his lungs with such volume that Jake had given up trying to hear himself think.

Tobey ran the hairbrushes plastic bristles across his palm, raising both eyebrows and shaping his mouth into an ‘O’ as he did so, learning from the sensation caused by simply scrubbing the surface of the brush against the soft pad of his hand, that placing the tool against the bottom of feet as ticklish as Tom’s would surely be hell for him.

“NOAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! STOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHP! NOAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STOAHAHAHAHAP, PLEASE—”, After a year of hiding, after a year of avoiding being tickled or touched in any way by another person, Tom found himself restrained into a position where his underarms and the bottoms of his feet were now exploited by the very thing he had tried so hard to run away from, “—ALRIGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ALRIGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, STOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!—”, it had all worked so well, up until now, and even if it were two of his friends who were acting out the tickle torment, Tom still found the entire ordeal incomprehensible to endure, especially as the circumstance had presented itself so suddenly, “—NOT TWO AT ONEHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, STOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAP!—”

As if mesmerised by how insanely ticklish Tom’s left sole was, Tobey hypnotically slid the hairbrush around Tom’s heel, up the bottom of his foot and towards the base of his big toe, his blue eyes dreamily watching Tom’s foot squirm, stretch and scrunch beneath the plastic bristles as it tried to escape the ultra intense ticklishness caused by each individual plastic nibs protruding from the brushes surface, Tom’s non stop and uncontrollable shout-like-laughter echoing throughout the room as he violently spun his body around in a maddened twirl, “—STOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP! STOAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!—”, his elbows accidentally smacking into Jake, who was knocked over to the side of the bed.

Whack!

“—Ahahahahaa oh crahahahap, Jake! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!—” Tom gasped, the room falling suddenly quiet as Jake pressed his palm against his busted lip.

“—Damn, you’re full of beans, kid …” Jake chuckled as he checked for blood, but his lip had seemingly only been bruised, “… I’ve never heard laughter like it, I need another beer,” he announced, sliding off the mattress where he then made his way to the bed side table and pulled another can from the pack of eight.

As Jake refuelled his hunger for booze, Tobey returned his attention to Tom’s feet.

“NO!” Tom leapt his butt away from the bed sheets as Tobey snatched hold of his left foot by grabbing all five of his toes with one hand, “Grah! Hahah! Aha! N, n, no! Please, Tobe! I need to cahahahahahatch my breath!—”, where he then used his other hand to action a relentless scrub across Tom’s left heel, causing Tom to leap and hurtle on the spot as if Tobey’s touch created an electric shock between the plastic bristles and the flesh of Tom’s sole, “Nooahahaha! Nooaaaahahah! NoooOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! STOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHP!—” Tom’s feet curled and flexed away from the hairbrush in a constant flap as Jake returned to the surface of the bed and began to poke and jab into Tom’s waist and sides, his spare hand holding his beer.

“I NEED A BREAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, AHAHAHAHAHAHA, STOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHP!—” Tom spun and twirled, spun and twirled, spun and twirled, his hands now holding onto each other high above him, as if he were experiencing a rollercoaster ride that he had only tested a year ago, and now this was the full shebang, the real highs and lows of tickle torment actioned by two people without a thing for tickling, only a need to succeed and fulfil a stranger’s specific request, “—GIVE ME A MINUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! STOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHP! STOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!—” He cried, his torso wriggling and leaping from side to side as Jake simply sent his index finger into various spots on Tom’s upper body; his waist, his hip, his stomach, his pec, all gentle jabs that would cause the average person to flinch or waft them away, but in Tom’s case, such an attack made him hurtle in a constant twist in the middle of the bed, “—NOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP! STOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!—”, his torso spinning through the air, his body from the waist down kept still thanks to the stocks containing his legs, ankles and feet.

Jake dodged another elbow, ducking this time to the left, Tom’s unavoidable swooshes and leaps causing Jake to crawl off of the mattress where he shuffled beside Tobey and joined him at Tom’s feet, his spare hand still holding his beer, his other hand reaching into the suitcase where he picked out a feather.

As Tom continued to howl into the bedroom ceiling, Tobey scrubbed his sole with the hairbrush and then winked at Jake, “Use the pointy end…” he cheekily advised.

Jake spun the feather the other way and put down his beer, using both hands to handle Tom’s right foot; he grabbed the top half to keep it in place, whilst sending the sharpness of the feathers nib against Tom’s arch.

Jake made sure to watch Tom’s face as the nib made impact; glee filled Jake as soon as he saw Tom’s eyes bulge out of his head, his body now thrown so far forwards he almost pulled the hook and rope out from the ceiling, his expression saturated in bewilderment and shock.

“—NO, DON’T DO THAT!—” Were the only words Tom could shout from a throat thick with hysteria.

Jake cackled and grunted as he held Tom’s foot in place, scribbling and drawing all sorts of shapes, lines and letters over the all too soft landscape that made up the bottom of Tom’s foot.

“NOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! PLEASE! STOAHAHAHAHAHAHAP! STOAHAHAHAHAHAP! STOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHP!—” Tom shrieked again, his entire body erupting into a maddened fling as the soles of his feet were tickled by a hairbrush and the nib of a feather, something that had never happened to the twenty seven year old before, even when contained by the likes of Miller and Andrew back in the days when he was contracted.

Tom’s reactions became dramatic and vigorous, his laughter the loudest, the most constant and the most high pitched it had been since Jake had stroked his fingertips across his armpit hair, his giggles and shouts leaving his mouth in the form of uncontrollable, out of control yelps, “—NOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH, STOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHP, NOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, STOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP, PLEASE, NOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, STOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP, PLEASE!—” Hearing Tom beg only charged up Jake and Tobey more, where they increased pressure on their attacks - Tobey scrubbed harder over Tom’s left sole whilst Jake fingered the feathers nib between the toes of Tom’s right foot, sending Tom into an explosive state where all he could do was expel his joyous distress and overwhelmed mindset …

“… OI, NO! AAAAAH AHAHAHAHAAH! AHAHAAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA! OH STOP! AHAHAHAHA! OI! OI! OI, LADS! STOHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP, STOP, OI, LADS! NO, NOAHAHAHAHAHAAH! NOAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAAHAHAH! AHAHAAHAH! I NEED TO BREATHE! AHAHAHAHAAH! AHAAHAHAHA! LET ME BREATHE! AGAHAHAHA! AGHAHAHAHA! OI, NO! NO! OI, HAHAHAHA!—” heave, “—I NEED TO BREATHE!—” heave, “—I CAN’T BREATHE!—” heave …

Hearing Tom’s heave for air sound like sandpaper rubbing against his throat was enough of a signal for both Tobey and Jake to stop tickling Tom’s feet, where they removed their highly effective tools for a few seconds, allowing Tom the chance to physically and mentally compose himself.

Tom, still giggling and chortling in disbelief, dangled from the ceiling in a slow spin as he pointed his toes towards the floor and stretched out his feet, a constant and unbearable tingle still present over his soles as Tobey and Jake wiped sweat away from their foreheads.

“I watched a MybuddiesFeet video earlier,” Tobey huffed, “They sometimes tie their toes back …” he spoke to Jake as if Tom’s soles were not inches away from his face, “I’m pretty sure I saw some string in the suitcase …”

Tom took a deep breath in through flared nostrils, “—Bl, bloody hell—,” he blew out the air, his moment of dazed astonishment coming to an end as soon as he felt the string arrive around each of his big toes, his teeth having to hook over his upper lip to contain additional giggles caused by something so thin dragging around such a smooth and sensitive part of his body, “—Mnn, mnn—” he panted, “—Christ, that’s ticklish!—” He wished he had kept those three words to himself, but he had no control over them slipping out of a mouth he now had to force shut.

Tobey and Jake smirked as they finished tying Tom’s big toes back to the stocks, Jake shuffling back a little to admire the soft and flawless landscape so expertly pinned into place.

Tom squeezed his eyes shut and grinned into his lap, all eight of his remaining, un-pinned back toes stretching into such a fierce flex that his pinkie toes twitched.

He tried his best to move his feet, to nudge them to the left, then to the right, but all that happened was the production of noise; a squeak from the string, a gentle rattle from the stocks, and then a groan from his own throat.

Tom could barely keep his feet in place when his socked soles were stroked over the corner of the bed by Tobey - having them now so restricted and bare only created a sting of anxiety within Tom, in which he could only verbalise in the form of one word and one word only, “… Bollocks!”

Tobey nudged Jake, his playful elbow to his partner in crime’s side suggesting that he did not let something just said go unheard, the nudge overall simply saying ‘hey, check this out …’

He took the remaining length of string and draped it playfully between Tom’s index toe, creating another loud, “—OI!—” from Tom as Tobey then looped the string around his second to last toe, ever so carefully tugging it between the silky soft, fleshy lengths of Tom’s toes, creating more high pitched shrieks and bellowed shouts from Tom as he tried to wiggle his foot, leaping forward with unblinking eyes where he then yelped out gut wrenching laughter, his torso yanked back once again by the rope keeping his hands high above him, “No! Please, STOP! That’s too ticklish!—”

“You been doin’ alotta research, huh …?” Jake enquired, picking up his own length of string, where he too began to action a similar method of toe tickle torment as Tobey, reflecting exactly the same style of string loops and drapes between Tom’s toes, tugging and pulling the thin length past the curling digits whilst transforming Tom into a thrashing, yelping, giggling heap that could only spin and twirl on the spot, his pinned back soles and toes victim to something as simple and harmless as two lengths of string.

“No! Not my toes—” Tom’s voice sounded serious and stern, as he became stiff as a statue, “—Please, stop doing that - that is …” he shook his head and raised his eyebrows, widening his jaw, his eyes searching Tobey and Jake’s face for the right word, “—Unbearable—” he admitted.

“It is? You see, the idea just came to me,” Tobey allowed a smug tone to saturate his delivery as he and Jake worked the string around all of Tom’s ten toes, sliding, infiltrating, pulling and tugging the string around Tom’s index toes, his middle toes, his pinkies, the fine yet sharp, soft yet delicate drag of the string tickling across the plump tips of Tom’s toes as well as the firm bases, leaving Tom in a bewildered, flustered and squirming state as he leapt, spun, bounced and giggled over the middle of the bed.

“No, stop, no, stop no, stop! No! Noahaha! Stoahahahahap! Stoahahahahahap! Noaahahahaha! nOAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOAHAHAHAHA! STOAHAHAHAHAHAP! STOAHAHAHAHAP! NOAHAHAHAHA! NOAHAHAHAH! NOAHAHAHAH! NOAHAHAHAHA! PLEASE!—” Tom felt overwhelmed by how horrendous the string felt between his toes, to such an extent that he became surprised by some of the things he started to shout out, as a way to inform his ticklers of the severity of his current circumstance, “GO BACK TO THE BRUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AHAHAHAHAHAH, NOAHAHAHAHAH, STOP, NOAHAHAHAHA, STOP, NOAHAHAHAHAHA, PLEASE!—”

Tobey paused only for a second, to remove his sweater, as the warmth within the bedroom continued to increase, mostly due to the body heat resonating between all three men; seeing Tobey whip off his clothing and reveal a mat pale torso made Jake acknowledge the strong contrast compared to how shiny Tom’s body seemed - the physical excursion caused by someone so highly ticklish, bound and tickled to this unmanageable level, had easily achieved one of the main objectives: to make Tom sweat, and sweat he most certainly did, his entire upper body now shimmering with a faint glow as he continued to climb up his restraints, dropping down to a bounce the more Tobey and Jake infiltrated the betweens of his toes with their string.

“Alright, I’m gonna countdown from ten,” Tobey announced, “And then we’ll give you a break,” he was a friend above a tickler, his personality caring and thoughtful, unlike Jake’s, who knelt at Tom’s other squirming foot looking a little disappointed by Tobey’s consideration towards Tom’s inability to catch breath he could no longer find within his chest, “We’ll move onto another spot,” Tobey smirked, lifting Jakes interest, “Maybe see how long you can take it on those armpits of yours …” Jake allowed Tobey’s words to lift his smirk into a beaming smile.

“—No, please, not my armpits!—” Tom’s face creased into a pained scowl mixed with feverish joy; the grin was there, manic and wide, but the fury in his eyes was equally as present, his feet and ankles now enduring an achy throb the more he twisted, curled and flexed his feet away from string that only persisted relentlessly in its drag between his toes, “—You’re loving this!—” Tom threw his head back and laughed into the ceiling, “I thought you’d both suck!” He declared, his giggles confident and loud in their delivery, “—Why are you both so good at tickling!—” He shrieked.

“Ten …” Tobey started his countdown, both of his hands now holding an end of the string each as he see-saw’d it between Tom’s left little toe and his left second to last toe, “… Nine …” he spoke out the numbers in a deep and gradual tone, never taking his eyes off Tom’s curling, scrunching toes as he did so, “ … Eight …”

Jake glanced at the camera and decided to sprinkle some additional audio within the footage; surely, he thought, when this weirdo watches this, they’re gonna wanna hear Tom explain how ticklish he is? I know I would, if I had a kink for this shit …

“… Seven … Six …” Tobey continued.

“Do you hate it, Tom?” Jake asked.

Tom nodded frantically, his face expressing the meaning of animalistic horror, blended naturally with the meaning of overwhelmed happiness.

"Why do you hate it?” Jake enquired, his own length of string looping and pulling around Tom’s right index toe, “Come on, tell us …”

“ … Five … Foooouuuuur …”

Tom, mid expel of uncontrollable and archaic laughter that seemed to go on forever, had to take in a large breath of air in an attempt to answer Jake, his butt still bouncing over the mattress as he watched with unblinking eyes all ten of his toes fall victim to the string, “—I’MTOOTICKLISHMATE—” Is all he could splutter, “—IDON’TKNOWWHATWEWERETHINKING—” He heaved, “—YOU’RECOUNTINGTOOSLOW!—” He giggled so hard, with such strength, that the abs of his stomach had started to bulge harder than they would during even the most gruelling of workouts, “—THREETWOONEOVERCOMEON!—” Tom spat, his laughter drenching his own speedy countdown.

“Do you need a break?” Jake continued to press, as Tobey’s countdown arrived at three, his pauses between purposefully lengthier with each number, “How much do you need a break, Tom?”

“Toooowwwwoooo …” Tobey draped the string around Tom’s little toe, causing Tom to scream, “… One …” Tom’s screams became louder, the more Tobey toyed with him, “… One and a half …” he purred, “… One and three quarters …” he chuckled.

Tom’s eyes rolled to the back of his head as he searched the ceiling for a less aggressive way to answer Jake, “SO BAD!—” his laughter had now transformed into a mad cackle, his mind boiling and his cheeks burning as he took in both the intensity of the feeling as well as the torment of the countdowns slow, never ending stretch, “AHAHAHAHA! AHAHAAH! AHAHAHA! AHAHAHA! AHAHA! STOP! AHAHAH! AHAHA! AHAHA! STOP! AHAHAH! AHAHA! AHAHAH, I CAN’T BREATHE!—” he had now started to question his ticklers, his friends, his team mates, “—IMEANIT—” he whined, “—YOUGOTTASTOP—” Tom felt shock saturate his face as the string continued to tickle his toes, “—ITHINKI’MHYPERVENTILATING—” he declared, his announcement serious, yet his face, voice and tone suggested that it was funny or humorous to endure, “—ITHINKI’MHYPERVENTILATING!—”

Tobey slid the string away from Tom’s toes at the same time Jake did, where they both sat back and allowed Tom to catch his breath, his torso hanging from the ceiling in a deflated spin as perspiration continued to glow across his shoulders, chest and panting stomach.

“—I, I really couldn’t breathe… ” Tom muttered, sniffing up some sweat from his upper lip as Jake cracked open another beer, this time moving towards the middle of the bed where he did not take a swing himself, he instead offered Tom a slurp, “That might be the worst yet … Worse then the, the pro’s themselves …”, Tom closed his eyes and chugged at the beer, allowing it to spill over his neck, the booze calming him down and reassuring him at the same time.

Tobey stood and folded his arms, the string still held between his thumb and index finger.

“… Make him beg, well, he sure as hell did that …” Tobey made a conscious effort to make sure they were doing a good job by noting down the fact they had already achieved the planned out objectives, “… Make him sweat, well, he looks like he’s run ten miles in a heatwave …” he looked at Jake with a content look across his face, “… Make him laugh so hard he can’t breathe …”

Tom chuckled out in a exhausted huff, “I’ve never laughed that hard before,” he licked beer away from his lips.

Jake checked his watch, “And the most awesome thing?” He allowed a beat of silence to arrive before he presented the remaining time.

Both Tom and Tobey looked at Jake in silence as only Tom’s breathless panting filled the room.

“… We’ve still got an hour and a half to go,” Jake smiled.

As Tom’s private jet flew across the Grand Canyon, Tom sat in his passenger seat watching the content he, Jake and Tobey had recorded earlier in the day.

He chewed the nail of his thumb as he held Jake’s iPhone in his hand, his eyes never leaving the footage, his non stop, constant, uncontrollable laughter echoing out through the cabin.

‘…AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHP! PLEASE! NOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP! PLEASE! AHAHAHAHAHAH! NOAHAHAHAHAHA! NOAHAHAHAHAHA! NOAHAHAHAHAHAH! STOAHAHAHAHAP! NOAHAHAHAHA! PLEASE! …’

“Lads, you bloody wrecked me …” Tom chortled, both of his socked feet resting in Jake’s lap opposite, “… I bloody deserve this foot massage, that’s for sure …” he scoffed.

Jake massaged Tom’s feet, rubbing firmly against the pads of his toes, after they had been put through another forty five minutes of string tickle torment, before the baby oil and toothbrushes were taken from the suitcase.

Tobey adjusted his headset as he sat beside Tom, with an open laptop cradled at his chest.

“I’ll need that in a moment,” his fingertips tapped away at the keyboard as he continued his chat with Eyes, “We’re ready to transfer.”

Jake spoke in a posh British accent, doing his best impression of Tom, who sat sinking deeper into the leather of his seat the more Jake teased him.

“ … Oh, please! Lads, stop! I can’t take it! Oh, oh please! …” Jake toyed, “… Not my toes, not my precious piggies! …” Jake pinched Tom’s middle toe in jest, causing the twenty seven year old to snatch his feet back, throw himself forwards and punch Jake playfully in the shoulder.

“Oi! You daft sod …” Tom handed the phone to Tobey and then slumped back into his seat, “… I don’t sound like that …” he mumbled under his breath, looking to Tobey for support, “… Do I?”

Tobey smirked and lifted his shoulders, “A little,” as he took the iPhone and plugged it into the laptop, ready to send the video to the allusive House of White Feathers member, who would then secure their place as an external member of the team, whilst keeping the information they had learned to themselves, all in exchange for the two hour long, privately arranged and top secret video of, “—‘Tom Toe Tied and Tickled’, yup, that’s what we’ll name it …” Tobey decided.

Tom hid his feet under his seat and folded his arms across his chest as he narrowed his eyes out into the setting sun, his torso facing the window.

“The string between the toes,” Tom stared into the landscape thousands of feet below, as if in a daze, “That drove me bananas, lads…” he chuckled and tucked his hands into his armpits, “I thought you’d do up here more, but you really went to town on my feet … ” he shifted his gaze over to Jake, a twinkle in his eyes, “… You bloody bastards,” Tom grinned.

Jake sat back and cracked open a beer, “I’ll be honest, kid, I couldn’t hold you still, anytime I tried your underarms,” he pointed at the bruise below his lip, “This felt like enough of a warning to spend time on you, from the knee down,” he smirked.

Tom winced and patted Jakes knee, “I really am sorry, mate. That was an accident. I just get a little … Animated, when I’m tickled …”

Jake swigged his beer and pretended to play dumb, “Oh! No shit …” he slurped.

Tobey closed the laptop and turned to face Tom.

“It’s done,” Tobey declared, “He has the video …” he allowed a beat of quiet to fill the space between the three of them, before announcing, “… And we have full protection.”

Jake fist pumped the air as Tom slid out of his seat and walked socked feet into the ailse.

“Seriously? That’s it! We can go back to relaxing?” He bounced on the spot like a puppy, “I think we should celebrate! Get the team fully together, have some drinks!” Tom fingered his lower lip in thought as excitement consumed him, “Oh my god, I’m going to say a speech,” he had to sit back down, the speedy movement from standing so fast at this level of altitude causing him to feel a little dizzy.

Tobey reached across the ailse and placed a comforting hand over Tom’s shoulder.

“Once we’ve landed, I’ll give them all a call,” he suggested, “A party sounds like a great idea.”

“Rob!”

Tom greeted his good friend and MCU co-star at the front door, as Robert Downey Jr grabbed Tom and hugged him tight, both men stumbling into the safe house as a football game on the television played in the background.

“Underoos! Buddy, congratulations!” Robert wrapped his arm around Tom’s shoulders as Tom led him towards the kitchen, “So, how does freedom feel?”

“Oh, so good, mate,” Tom grinned at Tobey, who stood by the oven, struggling to open a bottle of champagne, “Tobe, get Rob a drink, will you?” He poked Rob’s side, causing Rob to jolt into himself, “Jake’s in the living room, I think he’s watching your team lose!”

Pop!

Rob remained confidently still as Tom ducked at the sound of the pop, Tobey successfully removing the cork from the champagne.

“Waheeeeey!” Tom cheered.

Before Rob made his way to Jake, he paused and carefully pulled Tom aside.

“Your socks were sent off to the address Eyes gave us,” Rob cocked an eyebrow, “The young lady at the post office had to ask what was inside the package. I just said ‘clothes’,” he chuckled.

Tom patted his friends shoulder, “That’s fine, cheers, mate. I’ve got a few more pairs we’ll need to send, if that’s alright.”

Rob nodded. “Sure, throw them my way. So …” he shuffled in closer to Tom, “… Is he coming? Would be nice if he did. Full team, n’ all.”

Tom sighed and looked down at his feet.

“Er, I don’t think so,” he huffed, “He would’ve told me by now.”

Tobey shuffled past Tom and Robert, carrying a steel tray containing the now foaming bottle of champagne and five empty glasses, “Let’s hear that speech you’ve been planning, huh, Tom?”

Robert gave his friend a reassuring smile as they both made their way towards a large dining table decorated with plates filled with pizza, sausage rolls, chips, dips and other assorted snacks.

“Hey, man,” Jake tugged playfully on Roberts tie, “Been a while!”

Robert flapped Jake away and took a glass of fizz from Tobey, “You should be on the juice, old boy …”

Tom held his glass towards his chest and cleared his throat.

“Er … Wow. We did it. I’m uh, a little lost for words. I’ll start with thank you, I guess …” he chuckled nervously, “… Thank you for being here, firstly. And er, for making our crazy plan a reality. Cheers to keeping me off the radar, cheers to you all,” he lifted his glass to Robert, “Thanks mate, for making the impossible, possible. I seriously can’t believe we’ve pulled it off.”

Robert bowed his head and lifted his glass, “To Adrian.”

Tom turned his attention to Jake.

“And cheers, Jake. For being the muscle. You put up a fight …” Tom peered into the ceiling and hissed, “… And you’re a bloody good tickler, too!”

The group chuckled as Tom raised his glass to Tobey.

“And Tobe, my fellow Spider-Man, my favourite Peter Parker, cheers for keeping us all tech’d up, I er …” he felt his cheeks flush pink as he blinked into his drink and muttered out his words quickly and quietly, “… I er, I couldn’t of done this without you.”

Tobey raised his glass.

“Cheers, to a few months of freedom,” Tobey declared.

Before all four men could clink their glasses together, a toying voice arrived at the dining room door.

“Do I get a thank you?”

Tom stood as stiff as a rock, as Tobey’s mouth fell open.

Slowly, Tom turned around.

“You came …”

The late guest and trusted team member tucked his hands into his pockets and smiled warmly at his friends.

“Of course I came, Tom … ” he allowed the person he had been protecting for the past twelve months to fall into his chest

“… I wouldn’t miss this for the world,” Andrew said.